TEL AVIV (CAP) - As calls for a ceasefire between Israel and Gaza intensify, United Nations officials report that both sides have agreed to send two of their best bakers to New York to compete in an upcoming episode of the Food Network's Cupcake Wars.
The winning team will not only get the coveted $10,000 prize but will also have their cupcakes showcased at the LUPUS Foundation Of America's annual December luncheon and obtain control of the Gaza Strip.
"Political unrest has never tasted so yummy," said judge Florian Bellanger. "Our hope is that they can set aside their differences in the kitchen and work toward a common goal of creating a delicious dessert arrangement for chronic sufferers of that debilitating disease."
Show producers tell CAP News that both factions have a cupcake specialty they hope will win over the judges. Hamas militants are planning a Mint Julep Missile frosting they say explodes with flavor while the Israelis will counter with an Airstrike Almondaise topping that is simply to die for.
- CAP News Staff