BOSTON (CAP) - The Town And Country Gardeners, a garden club located in Byfield, Mass., have seen sales of their annual fundraising calendar go through the roof since its release earlier this week.
Each month of the new calendar features a nude photo of a different gnarled, spot-ridden member of the club.
"We thought it was risky proposition, because, well, look at us," said club president Sally Prosnack, 69, whose pendulous bosoms and jiggly thighs are featured under the month of September. "But we're already into our third printing! And the men in town are being much more attentive."
The "tasteful" photos all feature the ladies' private areas obscured by a gardening implement or plant of some sort, according to Prosnack. "For Molly Johnson we had to use a giant tree fern," she pointed out.
Prosnack said they got the idea from the 2003 movie Calendar Girls with Helen Mirren.
"Although frankly the only one of us that looks anything like Helen Mirren is Kris Holbrook, and he's a man," she noted. She did say that Holbrook looks much better nude than Prince Charles, however.
- CAP News Staff