Friday | July 25, 2014
World Foosball Cup Comes To Poland Amid Controversy
In what's being touted a scalper's paradise, fans are expected to flock to Poland just to catch a glimpse of stars such as Frederico Collignon and Tommy Adkisson.
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NHL To Allow Brass Knuckles During Fights
Officials hope to rejuvenate a league plagued by sagging attendance and predictable fights.
Seahawks Remind Everyone They're Also In Super Bowl
Pete Carroll said he still refers to the rosters on nfl.com to try remember who everyone is.
Russia Hires Jack Bauer To Safeguard Sochi Olympics
Officials admit he will likely kill quite a few bad guys over the course of the two weeks.
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NFL To Limit Post-Game Locker Room Wedgies
However, the league has yet to rule on players snapping wet towels at each other's asses.
NCAA Bans All Rules From Sports
Pundits are applauding the group's efforts to fully prepare college kids for the real world.
Redskins Change Name To Washington Honkeys
They had to back down from Washington Crackers after protests from the snack food industry.
Morphine Scandal Rocks Vintage Base Ball Team
A couple players also had been suspended for fighting with Revolutionary War re-enactors.
NFL To Feature 'Throwback Rules' This Weekend
Next weekend the league will celebrate cold metal benches with Throwback Stadium Seating.
Derek Jeter On DL After Collapsing Into Pile Of Dust
Doctors say it's the worst case of atrophy they've seen and hope he heals by adding water.
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