Thursday | July 31, 2014
Cavaliers Secret New Game Plan Leaked
Some say the leak was done on purpose to increase advanced ticket sales for next season, while others say the front office isn't adept at the 'reply all' function.
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World Foosball Cup Comes To Poland Amid Controversy
It's being touted as a scalper's paradise and just the shot in the arm that Poland needs.
NHL To Allow Brass Knuckles During Fights
Officials hope to rejuvenate a league plagued by sagging attendance and predictable fights.
Seahawks Remind Everyone They're Also In Super Bowl
Pete Carroll said he still refers to the rosters on nfl.com to try remember who everyone is.
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Russia Hires Jack Bauer To Safeguard Sochi Olympics
Officials admit he will likely kill quite a few bad guys over the course of the two weeks.
NFL To Limit Post-Game Locker Room Wedgies
However, the league has yet to rule on players snapping wet towels at each other's asses.
Redskins Change Name To Washington Honkeys
They had to back down from Washington Crackers after protests from the snack food industry.
Morphine Scandal Rocks Vintage Base Ball Team
A couple players also had been suspended for fighting with Revolutionary War re-enactors.
NFL To Feature 'Throwback Rules' This Weekend
Next weekend the league will celebrate cold metal benches with Throwback Stadium Seating.
NFL Expands Rosters To 54 To Make Room For Gays
The NFL is preparing for a gay invasion that could make 'Glee' look straight by comparison.
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