Bitching, Moaning Up Considerably, Study Shows
The six-month study of 756 people focused on the top six high-profile methods of complaining: grumbling, whining, bitching, pissing, and both moaning and groaning.
TODAY'S TOP STORIES
NFL Reduces League Tolerance Of Bullying By Over 17%
League efforts are focused on the tolerance of bullying, but not the actual bullying itself.
Cities Unsure How To Handle Public Service Graffiti
Officials are surprised today's youth can stop texting long enough to spray paint anything.
Target: 'Dead Baby Giveaway' A Typo
The ad outraged deceased infant advocacy groups who threatened to shop at Kohl's instead.
CAP NEWS BRIEFS
ALS Association Holds Fundraiser For Sno-Cone Makers Union
A massive shortage of ice is wreaking havoc on many ice-centric businesses and industries.
Scabies Named Comeback Affliction Of The Year
Scabies scooted past Chlamydia to grab the coveted top spot in this year's disease poll.
Five Below Buys Family Dollar, Creates New Store 'Two Fiddy'
Company managers celebrated the deal with burgers from Five Guys and a trip to Six Flags.
Walmart To Offer Bail Bonds, Paternity Testing
Walmart says they hope to provide a complete shopping experience for the discerning deadbeat.
Obama Deploys Drones, Beavers To Protect Iraqi Dam
If this works out, Obama said he'll utilize arctic foxes due to their untapped potential.
Cellphone Camera Concert Pictures Win Pulitzer Nod
Critics say there is no denying the haunting beauty of the blurry headache-inducing pics.
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Teens Choose Alcohol, Unprotected Sex In New 'Choice Awards'
Scientists Unearth Largest Upagus Ever To Roam Land
Palin, Brown Announce 2015 Presidential Bid