Nude Calendar Of Ugly People Sells Like Hotcakes
Plans are in the works for a video series featuring behind the scenes stop-action and slow motion playback of all that jiggling flesh and wrinkled booty shaking.
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"Bookface" Social Site For Dyslexics Goes Dark
Mark Zuckerberg insists his idea was gold, but says society just doesn't have his vision.
Black Friday Shopping Started Last Tuesday
Retailers are just doing their part to help customers get their holiday shopping done early.
Study: Americans To Tire Of Relatives Earlier This Year
The study found that Christians will get tired of relatives before Christmas even arrives.
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Dems Propose Using Jobless To Carry Oil From Canada To Texas
If they run out of the unemployed, they plan to fill in the gaps with illegal immigrants.
TV Watching At All-Time Low Among Homeless Children
Homeless children also lag behind their sheltered counterparts in other areas like bathing.
Newest HBO Series To Feature Swearing, Breasts
Executives say the show will break new ground in the realm of swearing and women's breasts.
Bill Would Ban Masturbating While Driving
Many states have laws that ban negligent driving, but nothing quite like this measure.
Scientists Successfully Land Probe In Kim Kardashian's Cleavage
This marks the first successful landing between two celestial bodies for scientific research.
Domino's Pizza Boosts Earnings With More Slices
Analysts had predicted a profit of $0.15 per slice, but profit jumped to $0.27 per slice.
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Groupon Expands Into Recreational Drugs
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