Cleanup Of Solar Energy Spill Underway In Montana
Sales of sunscreen have skyrocketed throughout the area as officials warn of an extremely high UV index in towns as far away as 50 miles from the spill itself.
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Actor Reginald VelJohnson Still Wearing Cop Uniform
The former television star can be seen wandering the streets still pretending to be a cop.
Patriots Accused Of Using Nerf Footballs Against Colts
Officials claim New England played the entire third quarter with the Nerf Vortex Aero Howler.
Kentucky Discovers Tunnel From West Virginia
Kentucky residents are wondering why people from West Virginia would go through the trouble.
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Papa Gino's Perfects Non-Absorbent Napkin
The new environmentally-friendly napkin resists all liquids with which it comes in contact.
Islamic Radicals Target 'Garfield Minus Garfield'
The splinter group 'Garfield Minus Garfield Plus Garfield Equals Garfield' is behind this.
Study: Comic Book Females 'Improbably Busty'
Results show that their prodigious bosoms would interfere with their ability to fight crime.
U.S. Offers France Pick Of Any Celebrity For Next Peace Rally
Americans are always happy to assist as long as there aren't any other pressing commitments.
Baltimore Named Shittiest City In America
Baltimore takes over the top spot from Chicago, which celebrated with a triple shooting.
NFL Apologizes For Missed Call During 2008 Game
Film shows the official tried to throw his flag but was unable to release it from his belt.
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Foreign Travelers To US See Strict Deodorant Checks
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