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Scientists Find 'Telephone Interrupt' Gene In Kids
Researchers say the findings explain why otherwise polite children would suddenly exhibit rude behavior whenever a parent or guardian is talking on the telephone.
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Over 100,000 New Year's Resolutions Broken This Week
The latest numbers coupled with all those already broken make this a record-setting year.
Spelling Bees To Start Allowing Misspelled Words
Under the new rules, entrants will not be told if they spelled their word correctly or not.
ISIS Draws Beards, Mustaches On American Currency
Business leaders are fearful of how this barbarity will affect the dollar's buying power.
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Employers Back Merit Based Contraception Coverage
The new law lets employers withhold contraception if a woman's job performance is lacking.
Massachusetts Issues Lizza D Warning
The warning caught residents off guard who just finished digging out from 17 feet of snow.
Microsoft Unveils Long-Awaited eToilet
Microsoft's latest novelty combines SmartThrone innovation with patented eLoo technology.
Weapons-Grade Plutonium Price Hits All-Time High
A bump in the price of enriched Uranium, Isotopic-U3O8 35%, is partly to blame for the spike.
Scientists Discover Snow Turns Drivers Into Idiots
Seasonal Driving Disorder (SDD) causes drivers to forget things like what the brakes do.
Snowbound Commuters Use Kids To Hold Parking Spots
Even more common, say authorities, is residents leaving pets to hold their parking spots.
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New warning issued by U.S. State Department says Iran just 3 to 4 years away from developing microwave popcorn that doesn't burn when overcooked «» Justice Department issues subpoena for all computer files related to Hillary Clinton's 2012 online journal, "My Benghazi Blog" «» Chicago Bulls point guard Derrick Rose to have leg replacement surgery, expects to be back in time for playoffs «» Congress passes record 17 bills in one day as House and Senate enjoy a couple ounces of legalized pot before voting «» White House upset President Obama wasn't told Benjamin Netanyahu would be guest caller for Congressional Bingo Night «» FCC rules Internet providers must stream all porn at the same speed, whether it's hot babes or skanky ho's «» Rudy Giuliani says President Obama does not love parades; White House calls the accusation "ludicrous" #ObamaLovesAParade «» President Obama urging Americans to take part in the Homeland Security magazine drive to help fund the country's anti-terrorism efforts after the department's budget runs out this Friday «» Ashton Kutcher says he's honored but confused why President Obama would appoint him the next Defense Secretary, but is glad to have something lined up now that 'Two And A Half Men' is over «» Experts question Brian Williams' claim that an IED blew off his limb while reporting in Afghanistan and that he sewed it back on during his return flight to the United States «»