Sunday | October 26, 2014
Fox To Air Alternate World Series Between Yankees, Dodgers
In response, Orioles fans held a protest at Camden Yards to remind everyone they actually finished 12 games ahead of the Yankees while spending $90 million less.
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CDC Report Finds Zombie Eating Habits Unhealthy
Most do not eat the recommended daily amounts of brains and ingest too much fatty tissue.
Halloween Extended To Eight Hours For Slow, Obese Kids
With Halloween on a weekend night, it really could turn into a 48-hour candy extravaganza.
Overcrowding In Mob Burial Grounds Hits Tipping Point
Mafia pundits say there are too many bodies piling up and nowhere to dispose of them all.
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Aquaman Ousted From Justice League
JLA sources say bad feelings toward Aquaman had built up among the Superfriends for years.
Senate Passes Bill Mandating Hand Washing
The bill falls shy of dictating just how long people should wash, but does suggest 20 seconds.
Lawsuits Put Damper On 'Thresh Your Own Grain'
Struggling family farms may have to find other activities in an attempt to stay solvent.
Nation Fondly Recalls Simpler Swine Flu Days
A new series of CDC nostalgia videos help people reminisce and take their minds off Ebola.
Documents Show Thompson Twins Not Even Related
Not only were the duo not twins, at no point were either of them ever even named Thompson.
Bill Replaces Columbus Day With 'Genocide Festival'
The idea is opposed by Italian-Americans who see the day as an expression of their heritage.
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